I always said Obama is lucky for himself but unlucky for the country. The storm could be very good for him as he (cont) http://tl.gd/jqnh3f

Obama lied 100% about Libya and the killings–emails are absolute. He must release his records on Wednesday and stop the lies.

Dave Letterman @ Late_Show said during my interview that Obama was ‘probably’ born in the US–the word ‘probably’ is a disaster for Obama.

I’m not hearing much from Obama or his administration about my $5M offer to charity or to which charity the money will go.

What people don’t know about @ BillMaher is that he was a terrible student and not considered smart in his early (cont) http://tl.gd/jqbf6q

. @ BillMaher, who got thrown off ABC for being stupid, is always so nice to me to my face and constantly asking (cont) http://tl.gd/jqbej8

I guess @ BillMaher saw my ratings on the @ Late_Show the other night where Letterman beat Leno. Bill, you are no Letterman.

While @ BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.

. @ BetteMidler talks about my hair but I’m not allowed to talk about her ugly face or body — so I won’t. Is this a double standard?

But whenever she sees me, she kisses my ass. She’s disgusting. @ BetteMidler

I never liked @ BetteMidler’s persona or singing and haven’t heard her name in years.

Now grotesque @ BetteMidler is into the Trump act — trying to become relevant again.

Many people are saying that my challenge to Obama is having a huge negative effect on his poll numbers — I agree.

A lot changed when David Letterman said ‘ he was probably born in this country’— the word probably is a total disaster for Obama.

I defended @ StarJonesEsq against @ NeNeLeakes on The Apprentice when @ NeNeLeakes was making a fool out of her — (cont) http://tl.gd/jq96t0

I defended @ StarJonesEsq when she lied about her stomach operation to lose weight — only to get blindsided by her on the @ todayshow.

Before @ StarJonesEsq begged me to put her on The Apprentice she was “professionally dead.” I saved her tiny (cont) http://tl.gd/jq93gj

I am going to the @ nyjets game with @ woodyjohnson4, the owner of the team, a great guy.

@ johnsununu is taking major heat for calling the president lazy. But the president stated his weakness is that he is lazy. Fight on John!

@ BernardMcGuirk. That’s more than O’Reilly did …and he is supposed to be my friend. You’re terrific!